The Assassination of Arlo

The Assassination of Arlo was a very tragic event that occurred on March 3, 2017. It was the day Arlo (Channel) died at the hands of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (better known as ISIS).

The Tragic Day
On March 3, 2017 in Arlo’s house, Arlo woke up intending to go out and buy a Nintendo Switch. However, agents of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant broke into his house and began to fight him. ISIS didn’t want Arlo to spread anymore of his praise for Metroid and Pikmin and wanted to damage the two series by taking out their biggest fan. Arlo fought back, but unfortunately figured that the only way to stop the agents of terror was to sacrifice himself and take them with him. So Arlo succumbed to their explosive weaponry and perished. The agents of terror however didn’t realize that as they shot Arlo they activated a button on his chest that set off explosives Arlo had installed in his house. The house exploded and everyone instantly perished.

Aftermath
Following the destruction of Arlo’s house, the evil Megatron of the Decepticon army was very glad. He and his Decepticon army had been working with ISIS for months to devise a plan to get rid of Arlo and was very pleased with the results. ISIS and the Decepicons then carried out an additional step in their plan and rebuilt the house. Megatron then set out a Decepticon who resembled and sounded like Arlo to take over the life and channel of the real deceased Arlo. This Decepticon would broadcast more cynical views than what the original blue Muppet would say to keep ISIS and the Decepticons in power. One of their biggest successes so far was the infamous rant of Hey Pikmin!. Everyone was shocked at how dark this video was, but they didn’t realize that this was an imposter. The real Arlo would never criticize any Pikmin game. To this day, the imposter Decepticon is still impersonating Arlo and carrying out the nefarious goals of ISIS and the Decepticons.